Here is an interestong rendition of some of Ulink's employees. It was created by our webmaster in a fit of boredom. Neither him or I are featured in this. Perhaps if I can wrangle up an image of him, I'll doctor it up and add it. The last person who decided to take a picture of me was found dismembered three days later. Lodi man makes fashion statement Fights girls off with stick     Son of Frankenstein found!!! "A shocking discovery" say local scientists     Man Confesses to loving chickens "Its not a crime!" the man screamed as he was being aressted at a local farm. "It is perfectly normal to be in love with a chicken!"     Stockton man overdoses on caffeine Victim found at coffee vending machine, 2 floors down from Emergency Room. "I ran the whole way," he reports. Bizarre sighting in Lodi area has locals on edge Dogs and small children frightened, nervous.         Lobster-boy found off coast of Maine Deformities draw attention, marriage propsoals. The Cast: Sparks - The head dude Greg - Network Administration Guru Jeff - Unix Administration Guru Angela - Mistress of Billing Norm - May he rest in pieces

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